God Save the District



Living in the District feels a little like being the keeper of the America’s hometown. This is a beautiful city filled with brilliant minds, most of them just trying to keep the world running in the right direction (no matter what your politics tell you).

So you’re coming to visit, eh? Let’s make the most of your time here. I’ve got tips for getting around, things to do and what to eat while you’re here.

And for god’s sake, please stand on the right side of the elevator and walk on the left.

Thanks to friends, family and guests who have help to compile and edit the hell out of these extensive lists.